Notes on Seven Swans a Singin
Nice choice to begin with singing of Christmas carols
Ben and Kristen walking into a catholic school
Why are David and Kristen both distracted
Bishop Marx is concerned about the school’s liability.
Typical
The girls can’t stop singing the same song over again. It
is, admittedly, lovely.
This feels like a very show choir kid problem.
The girls honestly don’t know what the song is that they’re
singing and can only stop for brief intervals before compulsively starting
again.
They sing because ‘it feels good.’ And hear the song in
their heads.
And they map any other songs lyrics onto the tune
Stuck song syndrome? Is that a real thing?
She gave them gum as a cure
Bishop Marx: Kristen, was it?
Kristen: It was.
Marx doesn’t remember her name for certain yet?
Lexi. I still can’t keep the girls straight
Sami is bullying Lexi in school. And Sheryl advises revenge
via brick to the face. Darkly funny
So unexpected that Sheryl would offer up this advice so
straightforwardly. Jesus.
Sheryl: You either make ‘em your bitch, or they make you
theirs.
What church is David in?
He’s going to confession somewhere where they don’t know him
So David did have sex with Lawyer lady Renee
Why isn’t David telling the priest about being at Seminary
I love a giant nativity scene. You see them all the time on
TV and movies but never in real life
OK, the breath mist heart being on theinside of the
windshield was very well executed on film and also super creepy. SO well done
Kristen has caught the song-contagion
I’m just going to say it. Andy is hot
Kristen: How do I find it?
Lynn: There’s this thing called the internet, mom.
Pudsey’s Christmas. It’s pretty funny
Santa got high. Is that Jonathan Coulton???
Most of the choir has caught the song contagion now
Love these credits and how fluid they are
Psychogenic illness?? Was there really a laughter epidemic
in tanzenia in 1962? Must research
Emotions are contagious. True.
Was that archival footage?
It usually dies out on its own
Dancing
Ben: I’m sorry, it’s just half of the things you talk about
sound made up.
Ben’s go to is kind of asbestos
Parenting looks hard
I love when the girls dialog turns into chaos
Lexis gave up Grandma immediately.
And grandma’s advice totally worked
Sheryl is gaslighting the shit out of Kristen
What’s the card on David’s bed?
In his dead fiancees handwriting??
Renee thought they were trying to stay away from each other
David thinks Renee left the note, but she didn’t. So who
did???
The produce at the school is shit and has pesticide issues.
Could that make them sing? Seems more tenuous than usual.
And now lots of ear stabbings
Lexi: You told me to hit Sami.
Sheryl: Prove it.
Is this good grandma behavior or bad grandma behavior??
Snitches get stitches
Who does Leland have in the duffel bag? Very funny sight gag
Would the ear canal really survive that?
So the main victim doesn’t fall into any predictive
category?
Melindaz?
Melindaz challenge?
Will go crazy!!!
Sadly believable
Kristen: This is no time for bravery. I’m going to let you.
Kristen got them Christmas presents and neither of the guys
though to do so.
I like the color of David’s Christmas gift hoodie
Very thoughtful presents
The girls are singing other songs now. That’s good.
Lynn may or may not have seen Melindaz
Andy was hoping Kristen was watching porn
Andy is still so likeable at this stage
Melindaz’ graphics are laughably stupid
Very bloody mary
Why are the girls all saying it too??
Kristen, David, and Ben all say Melindaz’ challenge
David just got a wi-fi poke from a picture of his dead
fiancée
Lots of them
And so has Renee apparently
Oh, it was Renee, not the fiancée
Do compasses still exist?
Which daughter pierced her ear? Lila?
There’s a hidden voice in the video that only children can
hear
Ben: Yes. Science is weird.
There’s a suicide instruction track buried in Melindaz video
Awww, David and Ben got a make up gift for kriisten
David’s wearing Kristten’s scarf. Nice
Lila never gets much of a plotline
Be part of an army? What’s that now?
Nice earrings
Melinda seems like a basically decent person if shallow
A guy named Mike gave her the background track
So Leland is behind the background track. Why does he want
girls to sing the song? Is it all about putting out eardrums?
What’s the end goal here?
So Leland got her 2 million followers in return for her soul
Is this true about potatoes? I kind of love this story. I
hope it’s true
*** The forbidden is always desirable.
David went back and explained that he was in the seminary. Good for him
Giant nativity scene!
And machete attack!
How would David survive this?goes
Who sent this guy?
So do we assume the singing infection just passed?
Kristen’s phone call goes unanswered
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