Ezekiel Patrol notes
OMH, Alan Tudyks recap via Doctor Seuss to polka music was
the best thing ever. Finally they came
together. Hah!
Mr. Nobody: Cue the
recap!
***This is the best timeline EVER!
I still don’t get why Jane doesn’t age
SO the chief caused their accidents as an experiment in
immortality
So Mr. Nobody didn’t have any plan for the patrol at all, he
was just amusing himself with the bonus of hurting the chief
I would watch a season of the Bachelor with Mr. Nobody
Mr. Nobody: I’m going
to conduct a parade. I’m gonna guest
host The View. I’m going to become the
next Bachelor!
He wanted Niles to feel like nobody
Alan puts just the right amount of actual menace underneath
the whimsy
1961 The Ant Farm
Niles did go back to work for them! He coordinated the whole test flight for
Larry, and didn’t care that he had a wife and kids (and John)
Rita was already a test subject for them. I wonder why she didn’t get put in the ant
farm? Did the bureau ok her going to
Doom Manor?
Wait, Josh is in on the bad guy plan??
Larry and Rita got a nice little place together and Rita’s a
drama teacher now. That’s nice
OK, so it’s been six months since the opening reveal
Larry’s learning to control his relationship with the NS
Jagger and Esme? Jesus.
Wow, Rita’s scene with that high school kid is SUPER
inappropriate
Esme is a bitch
1976
Rita: Larry! Hurry up!
You’re missing the booty song
Larry’s NYE glasses.
So funny/
Well, that explains why Niles could rescue larry from the
ant farm
Immortus initiative
How are the investigators identifying opportunities for
people that could become immortal?
What’s the profile?
Niles had put a tracker on Jane a decade earlier then lost
her
Jane going to attack Josh over the revelation is so on
brand.
Was that Black Annis?
You know, Niles just gave Jane superpowers. He isn’t the one that broke her
But damn, Diane Guerrero kills those character changes
It was all the stages of grief via multiple personalities
Niles developed an opiate for dampening metapowers
Josh’s sign – Today is
a great day to be amazing
Really great visual of all the alters laying down in the
glade
1988 – Doom Manor
Is that Vic’s dead mom?
Huh, so apparently killing Cliff’s family was the line that
Niles couldn’t face crossing
Elinore
Does the food truck have no questions about a robot buying
dinner?
It’s unclear when exactly Jane and Josh’s confrontation was,
but the junkie metaphor was spot on
What did Niles tell Elinore?
Was she still his friend after?
Silas is sharp to call bullshit on Niles
Apparently Elinore was not OK with whatever Niles told her
Silas: You speak to
me about compassion. Don’t ever. Don’t you dare.
So Cliff is taking care of Jane, Rita and Larry are sharing
a house and she’e teaching drama to shitty kids
Mr. Nobody is apparently drinking Blue Caracao.
The ‘certainly not forbes’ magazine has a
cover picture of Cliff as ‘The Worst TV show ever?
The Doom Patrol review is literally the word blah over and
over again
I wish I’d been there when they told Alan Tudyk about being
drunk on the toilet
Ezekial the Cockroach:
Be still, you fudger! Be still, I
say!
Drunk Mr. Nobody who by the way still has his pants
down: Did you just call me a fudger?
Ezekial and Mr. Nobody are essentially hashing our the
action show v character show debate
Surprisingly well animated cockroach.
Mr. Nobody is bored and Ezekial takes that as a sign that he
needs to give him religion
Mr. Nobody summoning an ipad to rewatch the plot point about
the mysterious ‘she
Mr. Nobody: Admiral
Whiskers? I love that guy.
Mr. Nobody: And we
shall call ourselves, The Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals!
Ezekial: Hosanna!
Admiral Whiskers:
Tight.
Mr. Nobody: Yes, it
is tight, Admiral Whiskers!
Rita’s getting cyber-bullied by a 13 year old girl.
This whole new plot is just because he already won and is
bored off his ass
Rita’s gotten really proactive!
Jane and Cliff being tormented by Chumbawumba
Jane: You uh… you
want to go fuck up whoevers playing it?
Cliff: Fuck, yeah!
LOVE Rita and Larry’s scooters
Cliff: So, my timing
might be shit here, but I for one am grateful that a disembodied Chumbawamba
has brought us all back together.
How did the chief beam the music to all if them?
It’s vague on whether the Chief set up Rita or what all went
down there
Cliff: I’m sorry,
what part of ‘fuck you forever’ was in Hebrew?
We find out through a newspaper headline that Flex got all
the Dannyzens to safety.
AHHHHHHH that’s how the beard hunter ended up on Danny!
Giant evangelical kaiju cockroach!
Beard Hunter sold out Dorothy for ZZ Top hair
Nobody wanted to get Niles wife, not daughter.
Dorothy made Ezekial and Whiskers huge.
Doll Hospital! That’s
where the Beard Hunter was lured to
They all have their own legit reasons for helping
Rita and Nobody doing shots is charming.
Ah, the Chumbawumba was Danny shouting for help
Mr. Nobody turning his narrating powers to help the team
Cliff arguing with Whiskers from inside his belly was fun
So they all have to get inside the cockroach
Love the Valiant Little Squirrel song!
So they have to find a way to get Cliff from inside Whiskers
to inside Ezekial
Mr. Nobody: Um,
OK. OK, I’m just vamping here. Then.. Then Ezekial noticed Whiskers. I mean, he really noticed him. Why, he had been so busy becoming the
architect of the apocalypse and all, that he had failed to see what was right
before his eyes, but there he was.
Ezekiel’s right hand in the destruction of this loathsome world. Another
meek and forgotten creature.
Admiral Whiskers: I
want to spread you like the plague, Daddy
Ezekiel: Really?
Ohhhh, Whiskers!
So… there’s a giant cockroach making out with a giant rat…
Danny’s now just a brick after the explosion. Mr. Nobody and Beard Hunter’s fate is a
question mark. They’re stuck in a blank
canvas
And now they’re al stuck small except Larry. I notice they didn’t show Dorothy’s face
(probably hadn’t cast her yet)
END NOTE - Hope this was interesting and/or informative. I really just want a place to catalog my notes. Anybody that finds this amusing is a bonus :)
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