What was Mikey Thinking?

  Casey Patrol notes Wait – animation opening sequence?   WTF? Torminox Inevitable.   Nice Thanos reference. OK, Dorothy’s telling the story. Wait, she’s telling a different story. Museum in an impossible place Horst Eisman.   Was that who Niles traded the necklace?   I don’t remember the details It took me way too lonmg to clock that these were the Dannyzens Hey there, Candlemaker. It’s really frustrating that they just dropped the DP plotline with no explanation You can tell she hadn’t really gotten back in touch with her father *** No matter how impossible the odds may seem, love always wins out. They very discretely did not utter or show the entirety of the gay slur written underneath fuck off and die.   That was tasatefully handled They’re fighting hate with colorful murals.   That’s sweet, but feels like it would never work Explain bona to vada Oh, ok.   That’s how they’re all living inside Danny the Ambulance...

  Nostalgia Patrol The port charlotte ripper Rita appears to have been pity drinking Kinkaid:   I don’t care that you ran off and married that Japanese sex robot.   I still love you. ***   I really don’t need any shenanigans today. A very convenient flyer about a retrospective of Rita’s films falls into her hands?   Suspiciously convenient Jane is trying to figure out what having a new purpose would even mean The puzzle pieces are different sizes Wait, there’s an eye. Shelley’s back! And giving Jane an orgasm, apparently What the hell was that Detroit – Vic is meeting up with his old friends at a pizza place Vic’s friends just wanted to hang out with him for his powers.   Sad Very retro restaurant, appropriately They made a robot as a group.   On the nose Mr. Invincible.   Is this going to lead to Immortus?   Just guessing Must be nice for Joivan to not have the makeup We haven’t seen a lot of Rouge and Lar...

  Butt Patrol notes   2016- Very atmospheric looks like nuclear testing sites Never heard of ladies who lunch Nice safety suit Why keep replacing the eaten manikins? The butts have broken through the walls. They’re really doing a great job of building menace out of something so ridiculous We’re back in present day, I assume Rita brought snacks to the briefing and made ***”Crisis of infinite ass” “Nice” Rita:   Cliff, perhaps you could try swearing a bit less?   You’re averaging a staggering number of fucks per hour. To prevent the future they’re trying to find ways to change everything Which means bumping Rita from being leader, which is sad.   She’s trying so hard.   And it means so much to her Why does Jane spit out the egg salad sandwich? Poor Rita.   Not a single vote Why are Larry and Cliff unqualified? Extra burn asking Rouge to be leader Cliff has the only potholder They don’t actually know that Rouge wasn...

  Doom Patrol notes ‘The Future’ How far in the future?   Who is this? “Have you or someone you know been infected?” “Do the right thing” Metal detector A watch.   Hey, it’s cyborg with low tech!   That’s a cool look.   That must be the time machine coming? The present Recording 297 - -Jane is Doctor Harrison now full time and has been for three months So what happened with the giant ballsack? The codpiece mission So now they’re calling themselves the Doom Patrol and are acting like a super team Rita is team leader Cliff has his body back, but is still missing an arm.   How did we get here? Seven successful missions.   That’s nice.   And she continues her use of notepads Rita:   Until then, you’re Robotman.   Doctor Harrison is Crazy Jane. Larry is Negative Man.   Vic is Cyborg.   And Rouge… you’re Dogshit McGivens. Rouge is trying SO hard to make up for things and take her punishment So th...